“Acronymity,” by Professor Rex
Your songs are like an FAQ
Frequently avoided quips
You're not cool, you're not hip
You're what Family Circus is to comic strips
When it comes to words, I'm the CEO
Chief elecution officer
Man of many raps, man of the masses
I'm the one the people foster
It's not a compliment when I say you have a high IQ
Ignorance quotient
That's what I mean, wishing you were winning like Charlie Sheen
Get your brain straight, your flow's bent
When I start writing rhymes, I'm DOA
Dope on arrival
I'm on a quest that's tribal, a revival
No matter what they throw at me, my skillset is survival
You're shackled by fear of other people's police (OPP)
Your sex life is ruled by other people's pornography (OPP)
You live your life by other peoples philosophies (OPP)
You sold your life for other people's pennies (OPP)
I compare me to you and I'm LMFAO
Living my fucking ass off
I don't sleep, I don't quit, I don't lose, true
You ain't ill, you're sick, cough
I look at my rhyme book and it's full of MILF
Music I'd like to fuck
My shit's so fly it makes my dick hard
Your skills? I don't want to insult the word suck
Your one rule of thumb is ABC
Always be choking
Too much toking, too much smoking
You try to be serious, you've gotta be joking
Not to brag, but I'm a wannabe SOB
Son of Biggie
You figure I ain't, you figure I won't
Only the GOATs can judge me, you see
You're shackled by fear of other people's police (OPP)
Your sex life is ruled by other people's pornography (OPP)
You live your life by other peoples philosophies (OPP)
You sold your life for other people's pennies (OPP)
I read every line you wrote and you should be in the ADA
American Dumbass Association
Your ignorant affliction is infectious
No exaggeration, your stupidity is beyond oversimplification
The only item on my menu is BLT
Beats, lyrics, truth
At least two mixtapes a year
Filled with shit you can't comprehend, proof
Your bars led to the founding MADD
Mothers Against Dope Deficiency
You haven't sufficiently developed your proficiency
You aren't as effective or efficient as me
Every sentence I spit is filled with BBW
Big beautiful words
I flow for men, I flow for ladies
I flow for dummies, I flow for nerds
You're shackled by fear of other people's police (OPP)
Your sex life is ruled by other people's pornography (OPP)
You live your life by other peoples philosophies (OPP)
You sold your life for other people's pennies (OPP)
When I'm murdering the mic, I'm all JFK
Just fucking killing
Thrilling like MJ, a villain like Nas
Filling your mind like a PhD in spitting
The more I heard you, the more I think you're ASAP
As stupid as Palin
Whatever you do, whatever you try
Whatever you think you can, you're failin
I'm not BCE, I'm BECR
Before the era of common rappers
Doing this shit since Flash was on vinyl
Before you were even playing with trains from Lionel
Like everyone else, I'm complaining about your HMO
Horrible musical output
Inch by inch, you suck, meter by meter
Yard by yard, you're weak, foot by foot
You're shackled by fear of other people's police (OPP)
Your sex life is ruled by other people's pornography (OPP)
You live your life by other peoples philosophies (OPP)
You sold your life for other people's pennies (OPP)