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All you know is not real
You're overstating your own appeal
You feel you should be sealing the deal
But contempt for you the ladies can't conceal

All you know is not real
You're overstating your own appeal
You walk around feeling entitled
Reality is you're less of an idol and more idle
Like Kurt Cobain after he was feeling suicidal
Like your lines that rhyme was recycled
Your words are like a douchebag Bible
The opposite of a Nike swoosh fad Michael
Jordan wouldn't bet on your title making the ladies feel unbridled
Or getting all bridal, it's vital you hear this recital
And schedule your arrival out of denial
You ain't one of the titans that makes it to the Finals
I know hearing this will get you homicidal
And you'll try to stifle me with libel
But it's not me that's your rightful rival
You cause your own trifling stifling downward spiral

All you know is not real
You're overstating your own appeal
You feel you should be sealing the deal
But contempt for you the ladies can't conceal

All you know is not real
You're overstating your own appeal
Why your self-image is so overblown is uknown
You're probably going to need to atone for that cologne
And dethrone and disown the old ideas you condoned
You're talking nonsense about being in the friend zone
You're just jealous, fellas, that you didn't get to bone
You can't get blown, can't figure out how to make Joan moan
Can't figure out why you're known as your own clone
Your old sexual regime needs to be overthrown
You need to learn to talk to women, get Rosetta Stone
And learn to intone and talk grown, don't bemoan
And quit mumbling nonsense like Rocky Balboa era Sylvester Stallone
Or you'll get hit like a cyclone and crash like a savings and loan
Get rid of your monotone, monosyllabic, monologue, don't
Forget to unknow the things you've known and been shown or end up alone
All you know is not real
You're overstating your own appeal
You feel you should be sealing the deal
But contempt for you the ladies can't conceal

All you know is not real
You're overstating your own appeal
You feel you should be sealing the deal
But contempt for you the ladies can't conceal