“Alter Ego,” by Professor Rex
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Like Peter Parker, it's time to swing
You can't comprehend the misery I bring
Like Bruce fucking banner, it's time to smash
My words go boom, my words go crash
I can see through your shit, like you were Sue Storm
You ain't got style, you ain't got form
Like Ororo Munroe, I ride the wind
Weak-ass rappers? You started that trend
Like Johnny Storm, it's time to flame on
In the game of life you're just a pawn
Bringing down the hammer like I was Don Blake
Your soul I'll steal, your spirit I'll break
As if you were Reed Richards, stretchin’ the truth
Your fans go bye, your friends go poof
My rhymes fly over your head like Norrin Radd
I don't hate your flow, it just makes me sad
Bigger, faster, stronger, more
You already lost when you walked through the door
Smarter, wiser, better, best
You think you're the shit, but you're just like the rest
Bigger, faster, stronger, more
You already lost when you walked through the door
Smarter, wiser, better, best
You think you're the shit, but you're just like the rest
It's clobberin’ time like my name was Ben Grimm
You need to hit the track, you need to hit the gym
I'ma make you start drinkin’ like Tony Stark
Gonna lose your ass like Indy lost the ark
Coming back from the dead like I was Jean Grey
You're stepping on stage like it's casual Friday
Fists like Danny Rand, skin like Luke Cage
You're growing my anger, you're growing my rage
Like Bruce Wayne, I'm make your night dark
Blowin’ up your world like Kent to the Clark
Like Dick Grayson, you never get the spotlight
You're hiding back stage, crying with stage fright
Like Barbara Gordon, you got no legs
Eatin’ green ham, eatin’ green eggs
All ladies treat you like they were Kate Kane
Your love life is circlin’ the drain
Bigger, faster, stronger, more
You already lost when you walked through the door
Smarter, wiser, better, best
You think you're the shit, but you're just like the rest
Bigger, faster, stronger, more
You already lost when you walked through the door
Smarter, wiser, better, best
You think you're the shit, but you're just like the rest
I'ma make you tell the truth like Diana Prince
who loves me more? Your own fucking parents
Like Barry Allen, I'm running past your ass
You can't Punch Out even fucking Joe Glass
I'm Hal Jordan, this is my space
Get out of my face, get out of my place
You got no power, you got no wish
Like Arthur Curry, you can talk to fish
As if you were Alec Holland, sleepin’ in the muck
You're all outta time, you're all outta luck
Like Ted Kord, you're about to get capped
Your own fuckin’ friends stab you in the back
Using acronyms like Billy Batson
I'm H.A.M., T.R.O.Y., what son?
Like Oliver Queen, I'm hitting bullseyes
Your rhymes are so shitty, they're covered with flies
Bigger, faster, stronger, more
You already lost when you walked through the door
Smarter, wiser, better, best
You think you're the shit, but you're just like the rest
Bigger, faster, stronger, more
You already lost when you walked through the door
Smarter, wiser, better, best
You think you're the shit, but you're just like the rest