“Asymmetrical Dichotomy,” by Professor Rex
We're all congressmen, we're all presidents
We're all landlords and residents
We're all saints and sinners
We're all losers and winners
We're all Kirk, we're all Spock
We're all suspects and cops
We're all innocent and guilty
We're all prisoners, we're all free
We're all Hillary and Bill
We all pay for it, we all steal
We're all Scooby and Shaggy
We're all straight and faggy
We're all right, we're all wrong
We're all short and long
We're all punks and mods
We're all Satan, we're all God
I lead, you lead, you need, I need
I live, you die, you live, I die
I lead, you lead, you need, I need
I live, you die, you live, I die
We're all Beatles and Stones
We're all noobs, we're all pones
We're all Ginger and Mary Ann
We're all looking, we're all carrying
We're all virgins and sluts
We're all purebreds and mutts
We're all sober and drunk
We're all treasure, we're all junk
We're all Veronica and Betty
We're all nervous, we're all steady
We're all crunchy and creamy
We're all ugly and dreamy
We're all confident and shy
We all laugh, we all cry
We're all Palestine and Israel
We all save, we all kill
I lead, you lead, you need, I need
I live, you die, you live, I die
I lead, you lead, you need, I need
I live, you die, you live, I die
We're all day an night
We all flee, we all fight
We're all Han and Luke
We're all doves and nukes
We're all Pepsi and Coke
We're all serious, we're all a joke
We're all hello and goodbye
We all live, we all die
We're all nice, we're all jerks
We're all punishments ans perks
We're all warriors and priests
We're all fasting, we're all feasts
We're all Bird and Magic
We're all heroes and tragic
We're all celibate, we all mate
We're all love, we're all hate
I lead, you lead, you need, I need
I live, you die, you live, I die
I lead, you lead, you need, I need
I live, you die, you live, I die
I lead, you lead, you need, I need
I live, you die, you live, I die
I lead, you lead, you need, I need
I live, you die, you live, I die