“Biter (Lyrical Collage),” by Professor Rex
Also told ya that I like to bite
Well, yeah, I guess it's obvious, I also like to write
What I really hate most be bitin MC's
To make their own would be a total waste
They beat biters, dope-style takers
When I see you face-to-face
My brutha, I'm a treat you like a hater
Ayo, biters are like tarantulas, vandalous
Living as scandalous as a television evangelist
But I can handle this, I'm the rhyme biter crime fighter
Caped crusader, taking care of undeserving lime lighters (product)
Critics and biters, don't know where my source of light is
Still leave authors and writers with arthritis
Toot and scream, woofers blow when I flow
Biters bite actin like they didn't know
You's a beat biter
A Pac style taker
I'll tell you to your face you ain't shit but a faker
Softer than Alize with a chaser
Some suckers just tickle me pink
To my stomach, cause they don't flow like this one
You know what? I won't hesitate to dis one
Or two before I'm through, so don't try to sing this
Some drop science, well I'm dropping English
I'm not a biter, I'm a writer for myself and others
I say a B.I.G. verse, I'm only "Bigging" up my brother
Bigging up my borough -- I'm big enough to do it
I'm that thorough, plus I know my own flow is foolish
Backup, this one ain't the only one with big wallets
Got it, my shits brollic, dot it
But your publishing should go to Ms. Wallace
Honest, stealing Big shit, he made 2 albums, you wilding
Style biters title gets took like barge fighters
Barney Rubble bomb tracks nobody can come tighter
You ain't a writer nor a fighter you're just a biter
I think you need to save all that because in spite
Of the reputation that you think you have
The crew already knows that you're really a crab
Yo, what about about them biters? Errr! Me not like that
My motto is to wreck shop, I do it on the non-stop
Swagger the rapper the biter bitin' his flattery
Beatin' buzzin' you battery agony back to reality
Amateuristic martial arts is the number one cause of injury
Biters try to emulate my alchemy, get poisoned by the chemistry
How can you sleep at night
When what you don't bite you write half-heartedly
He wants to absorb the talents that I worked so hard for
A biter hard core
I busted a few shots and opened him like a car door
Beat biter, dope style taker, originator
Or just an imitator
Stealin' our beats like you're the one who made 'em
Dance interior, fresh interior decorated
A painted wall with rhymes
That glow and show the biter slow reciter
Up who mighta tried to copy this style
If you check 1-2, my word of advice to you is just relax
Just do what you got to do; if that don't work then kick the facts
If you a fighter, rider, biter, flame-ignitor, crowd-exciter
Or you wanna just get high then just say it
Fellas don't understand what we be talkin about
Designed especially for biters who try to figure it out!
They can't decipher for the life of many biters that challenge us, how we still consume
Cyphers of so many writers unlike us are surely doomed
And it was great... and it was cool
But then along came this biter
And he was so out of touch
So completely self-indulgent
Just so out to lunch
So in desperate need of a style consultant and some school enrollment
And why all these biters all up in my crotchspace?
Sniffin', puffin', huffin'
And mean muggin' with a Blimpie Bluffin
Back up off me, suckas, you ain't sayin' nothin'
Bob Digital instrumental, nothing's identical you biter
Non-writer, Mr. Potato Head, Ore-Ida deep-fried crinkle cut
Isolation eats at the face of phrase biters
Bite bleak void, small world big noise
Swallowed by void, wallow with toys
So biters and reciters, don't mean to offend you
Yes I will continue but I'm not a menu
So don't bite or swallow or fight or follow
Recite or borrow rhymes and want to give them back tomorrow
You a biter, I don't even like your kind
The rhyme you spitting now might be mine
Word, you know how fellas be biting and shit
Dudes be biting mad styles and shit from brothas, man
Yeah, no doubt
That's what I be hating man, I can't stand a fucking biting ass fella
Wanna use your lines all ahead of time before you even get a chance to shine on your own shit
Footnotes
Digital Underground, the Humpty Dance
MC Shan, Beat Biter
Bone Thugs-N-Harmony, U Ain't Bone
Eminem, Tonite
Rakim, It's Been A Long Time
Lakim Shabazz, The voice of Power
2Pac, Hit 'Em Up
NWA, Express Yourself
Jay-Z, What More Can I Say
Cam'ron, You Gotta Love It
Shaquille O'Neal, Blaq Supaman
Gangstarr, Hardcore Composer
A Tribe Called Quest, The Pressure
RA the Rugged Man, 3 Kingz
Jeru the Damaja, 999 Pa Cent
Gym Class Heroes: Biter's Block
Deltron 3030, Battle Song
Missy Elliot, Beat Biter
Ultramagnetic MC's, Ain't It Good to You
Dead Prez, Hip Hop
Busta Rhymes, Still Shining
Joey Badass, Underground Airplay
Busdriver, Along Came A Biter
Beastie Boys, Too Many Rappers
RZA, NYC Everything
El-P, The nang, the Front, the Bush and Shit
Kool G Rap, Butcher Shop
KRS-One, Wolf
Raekwon, Shark N*ggas (Biters)