Hello, I'm jack and this is candy corn.
Why do?
Why does everyone always think candy corn doesn't taste good?
I mean, it does
Alright, just right you want to know what
Walk down to Walmart right now
Go to like your candy section in Walmart and grab a bag of candy corn
Take... Like I don't care if you steal it
Well, I mean I do but
Don't don't steal it
I don't care if you steal it
Just take take a handful of candy corn
Just eat... it's not that bad
Why?
And you know what else smells like moldy cheese on Saturday morning?
Waking up.
Like it's so hard to just get out of my bed
And I have like a really crappy like, bed
Like the bed frame is, like bent over
So I have to like, climb from under the bars and stuff
It's really annoying
You all know what else milks a cow's cheese?
Traffic signs.
Why are they so misleading?
Like it says U turn, but it looks like an N
Why is that? Huh?
Can you please explain that?
Huh?
Huh?
Oh, you know what else has tiny little baby hands?
Donald Trump.
I mean, why?
What's with the wall?
It's... Have you not have you forgotten about planes?
Planes?
They can fly over walls
Duh
Oh and then there's pole vaulters
They can go over a wall too
Oh and what's with this little, like, comb over?
It's not fooling anyone, seriously
And have you seen him?
He's the color of candy corn
My name is Jack