“Fuck the Radio,” by Professor Rex
Time to tune the dial cuz your station sucks
But all the stations suck, so listeners are fucked
We used to hear good music on the radio
Listen to your station now? I say hell no
I'm getting carpal tunnel from turning the dial
Every fucking sound I hear is fucking vile
Hit you with an EMP, your shit's gonna blow
Kill all that noise, start pirate radio
Let me hear you say
Fuck the radio, fuck, fuck the radio
Fuck the radio, fuck, fuck the radio
Fuck the radio, fuck, fuck the radio
Fuck the radio, fuck, fuck the radio
Owned by Clear Channel or Cumulus-bought
Add an X or a Z or call that shit hot
Different station, same fucking shit
Repetitive nonsense you call a hit
1 in 10 songs is even worth a spin
Throw the rest of that shit in the trash bin
You wouldn't know good music if it hit your face
Cause the dumbing down of the whole human race
Let me hear you say
Fuck the radio, fuck, fuck the radio
Fuck the radio, fuck, fuck the radio
Fuck the radio, fuck, fuck the radio
Fuck the radio, fuck, fuck the radio
8 country stations teaching whack-ass values
National Public Radio ignoring real news
4 light rock stations putting me to sleep
3 hip hop stations playing bitches and bling
New rock radio, no new thoughts after '95
Nothing on your airwaves showing music's alive
A life-support system for weak-ass jams
In a quagmire like a sonic Vietnam
Let me hear you say
Fuck the radio, fuck, fuck the radio
Fuck the radio, fuck, fuck the radio
Fuck the radio, fuck, fuck the radio
Fuck the radio, fuck, fuck the radio