“Horror Show,” by Professor Rex
Hockey mask and machete like your name was Jason
But I ain't scared, my heart ain't even racin
You're an Alien, trying to bug my face and impregnate me with your bullshit
You better quit it, don't hit it, I'm Ripley, you're never gonna get it
You got your beasts coming at me from out of the Mist
But I ain't running, ain't holing up, I'm just getting pissed
My room number is 1408
But your demons don't haunt me, won't make me late
The show must go on, master of my own fate
You're roaring and knocking down buildings like Cloverfield
But you bark like rover, louder than you bite, get out of my sight
You're sending raptors to get me, but I'm T. Rex
I flex my chaos theory like Ian Malcolm, leave you standing looking dumb
You're drugging me so you can cut me up in a Hostel
But I'm hostile, I'm wild, I'm Eli Roth, you're a child
You're trying to put my head in a box like it was 7
But I'm Morgan Freeman, you won't make this honkey go to heaven
Hey alright, never lose the flow
In the end its a horror show
Hey alright, never lose the flow
In the end its a horror show
Hey alright, never lose the flow
In the end its a horror show
Hey alright, never lose the flow
In the end its a horror show
You chase me in the woods like Blair Witch
But I ain't scared, I made a switch
Tricking you, now you're lying, crying in a ditch
Shit's flying at my head like Poltergeist
But your ghosts don't have me ripping off my face
I'm Peter Venkman and I'm on the case
You're a bloodsucker, trying to make me extinct by 11
I swat away your brethren, fuck it, I am Legend!
Sent your zombie fans to surround me, get me, eat me, beat me
But I'm going Winchester, where they can beer me and I got no fear
You're screaming here's Johnny like the Shining
But I'm not crying, ignoring you, wining and dining
You got a butcher knife and white mask trying to be scary
But it's a spray-painted Shatner mask, I'm more afraid of Stooges named Moe, Curley and Larry
Beating on your chest like you were King Kong
But only your breath is strong, you ain't long, and your flow is all wrong
You're trying to start a War of the Worlds
But my world don't play that way, no stress or strife
Not in this life, have some fun, this horror is done
Hey alright, never lose the flow
In the end its a horror show
Hey alright, never lose the flow
In the end its a horror show
Hey alright, never lose the flow
In the end its a horror show
Hey alright, never lose the flow
In the end its a horror show