Professor Rex: Hey, Bungie?
Bungie: Yeah?
PR: When I look back upon my misspent youth, I realize I should've misspent a whole lot more
B: Explain.
PR: Well, I wasted a whole lot of my time in the garage, playing Dungeons and Dragons and reading X-Men comics and listening to Kiss…
B: Rex, are we going to get sued over this one?
PR: Yes
B: I thought so
PR: And to think, I could have spent all that time writing songs in a punk rap band...
B: That'd never work
PR: Or backpacking across Europe or surfing the Banzai pipeline or...
B: Or?
PR: I should've been a skate punk.

I should be a skate punk
You should be a skate punk
We should be skate punks
Let's all be skate punks

PR: Hey, Bungie?
B: Yeah?
PR: You want to know the real reason for the fall of communism?
B: This should be interesting.
PR: I mean Ivory Tower scholars go on and on ad nauseum about failed ideologies and bankrupt economic systems and totalitarian dystopian societies and all that. I mean, Gordon Wood theorized that...
B: Please, don't!
PR: Well, all those nerds were right about one thing.
B: What?
PR: Communism fell...because of scarcity
B: Scarcity?
PR: Yeah, they didn't have any skate parks.

I should be a skate punk
You should be a skate punk
We should be skate punks
Let's all be skate punks

PR: Hey, Bungie?
B: Yeah?
PR: Do you know why they built the pyramids? Well I'll tell you.
B: Was it because those verts would make an awesome skate park? I once did a sick 720 Gazelle Flip off of the backside of that Sphinx thingy.
PR: 1, 2, 3!
We still don't know why the pyramids stand
Why you asking me, I’m just one man
When I release this song, I might get just one fan
It's all part of some alien master plan

PR: At least that's one theory
B: Experts disagree.
PR: I'm no scientist
B: Aren't you a political scientist?
PR: Yeah.

I should be a skate punk
You should be a skate punk
We should be skate punks
Let's all be skate punks

PR: Hey, Bungie?
B: Oh, uh, what?
PR: Nevermind

I should be a skate punk
You should be a skate punk
We should be skate punks
Let's all be skate punks

Skate! Skate! Skate! Skate!
Skate! Skate! Skate! Skate!

The Q-boys are: Carlin Quinnell, Jack Quinnell, Miles Quinnell.