Puffeye the Smoker, Man

 I'm Puffeye the Smoker, man
I'm Puffeye the Smoker, man
I'm slow to the finich
Cause I smokes me spinach
I'm Puffeye the Smoker, man

I'm one tough gazookus
Which hates all palookas
What ain't on the up and square
I biffs em and buffs em
And always out roughs em
But none of em gets nowhere
If anyone dares to risk my fisk
It's boff and it's wham un,erstan?
So keep good behavior
That's your one life save
With puffeye the smoker, man

I'm Puffeye the Smoker, man
I'm Puffeye the Smoker, man
I'm slow to the finich
Cause I smokes me spinach
I'm Puffeye the Smoker, man

I'm a Thundercat, Thundercat, Thundercat, ho!
Pass me that spinach and I'm gonna blow
I'm puffeye the smoker, man
You out here fightings some giant beersquitos
I'd rather be back at the crib eating taquitos
Puff, puff, puff, then I'll pass
These kids over here should be in science class
Not fighting monsters from the Syfy Channel
Shit, it's way too hot for me to handle
I'm Puffeye the Smoker, Man

I'm Puffeye the Smoker, man
I'm Puffeye the Smoker, man
I'm slow to the finich
Cause I smokes me spinach
I'm Puffeye the Smoker, man

Damn, that shit was dope!

(Original lyrics written by Sammy Lerner)