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Rick Perry needs to shut the fuck up
Newt Gingrich needs to shut the fuck up
Michele Bachmann needs to shut the fuck up
Ron Paul needs to shut the fuck up

You thought Bush was stupid
Give this crew a chance
They've got shit for brains
And fire on their pants

They open their mouths
And say nothing that is true
My eight-year-old son
Knows more history than they do

English as a third language
Got no first two
I'm giving Darwin Awards
To your whole fucking crew

Fair and balanced my ass
Time to take them to class
If they're driving the car
We're all gonna crash

Rush Limbaugh needs to shut the fuck up
Sean Hannity needs to shut the fuck up
Ann Coulter needs to shut the fuck up
Glenn Beck needs to shut the fuck up

SAMPLE: "We don't need no education"
Shut the fuck up, yes you do
Get up off your ass and get to school

Living in a fairy tale world
Where Ronald Reagan is god
Adam Smith is lord
Truth is fraud, reality ignored

Talking nothing but shit
Clogging up the airwaves
It's money, money, money
Not Jesus that saves

If you listen to them
You need a psychiatric check-up
You need to turn 'em off
They need to shut the fuck up

Sarah Palin needs to shut the fuck up
Herman Cain needs to shut the fuck up
Dick Cheney needs to shut the fuck up
All of y'all need to shut the fuck up