We have to travel two galaxies away, we have to be there yesterday and the fate of the known universe depends on us. How are we gonna get it done?

Starticle Parphysics

Fuck it, let's do it

Starticle Parphysics
Starticle Parphysics

So me and Tom A Kaze were lost in space
At the crab nebula's best karaoke place
It was the time, it was the right night
For the Universal Champion Karaoke fight
And so I took a shot of fireball
Not that whiskey but a real fireball
I belched out flames, I yelled Hootie hoo
Intergalactic mating call, do the do
But that wasn't what was on tonight's agenda
Me and Tom were found to be great pretenders
This was the biggest singing contest in outer space
But the rules don't allow singers from the human race
Uh-oh, better call the space Mayco
If we get found out, that'll really blow
Our heads off, minimally, you know
We gotta bluff our way out, time to go

Starticle Parphysics
Starticle Parphysics
Starticle Parphysics
Starticle Parphysics

What the hell are starticle parphysics
if you know you know

Starticle Parphysics
Starticle Parphysics

If you aren't humans, you gotta pass a test
Said a purple alien in a Guess vest, I guess
I had no idea what they were talking about
But Tom A Kaze did, because he's got the clout
He's the singing space scientist
You'd still like him, even when he gets pissed
He's a nice guy, gotta big bad brain
Among his specialties
He can dance and sing
But his secret weapon, is his his science stuff
Beyond human comprehension, he'll get us there
Zipping through time, space and through air
He's some kind of alien space science wizard
And he'll get us home, with Starticle Parphysics
They looked at us strange
And we said... cool

Starticle Parphysics
Starticle Parphysics
Starticle Parphysics
Starticle Parphysics

What the hell are you guys talking about?
Yeah. Are you sure you aren't human?

Starticle Parphysics
Starticle Parphysics

So Tom A Kaze continued to sing
We tried to distract them with our karaoke bling
Rocking those pipes, rocking the stars
The crowd was getting bigger in the alien bar
I tried to bluff my way as Tom crooned on
Trying to say we came from Nebulon
But Bilbo at the Bar is from Nebulon Prime
On his home world, doppleganging is a crime
Now we're screwed, they know we're human
On our bodies, the bruises bout to start bloomin
They're gonna kick our asses and chop us up
That's when Tom said, hey you know what
About this stuff I wrote a white paper
Sounds less like sciene, more like a cartoon caper
Hard to comprehend, it's beyond your mental limits
I'm talking about Starticle Parphysics

Starticle Parphysics
Starticle Parphysics
Starticle Parphysics
Starticle Parphysics

Hey, so, you guys know we're not really humans, right?
Nah, this all sounds sketchy.
Yeah, I went to Space MIT and I've never heard of Starticle Parphysics.
I think these guys ARE humans.
Yeah.
Let's get them!

Tom?
Yeah?
Run!

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