So you think you're bad, with your lasers
But I'll slice you up with the kriffing dark saber
You'll be in bacta or covered in mods
Flamethrower, blaster and my beskar

This issss the way
This is is is the way

You may have fought some star wars and blasted some clones
But my main concern was saving Baby Yoda
I don't hassle nobody, I'm a real dank farrik
Nothing like a jedi after Order 66

This issss the way
This is is is the way
This issss the way
This is is is the way

I'm talkin long ago, and far far away
After Jedi, but before the Force Awakens
Mythosaur, blurgg or a rancor
I'm always on the run and the ground is always shaking

This issss the way
This is is is the way

Ootini amigos? Not a Jawa I see
Two hundred Tuskens what ya gonna do?
I got an Amban rifle that'll see me through
That's, 200 dead...
And a bit of scorched armor (no dents)

This issss the way
This is is is the way

What I do with your bounty won't do me any favors on Life Day, either
Ha ha ha

Now Boba Fett and Jango, you see
You haven't met a Mandalorian until ya met me
The baddest bounty hunter in history
And there'll be no more, after me

This issss the way
This is is is the way

Meanwhile, back at Aq Venta
Children of the Watch that is
Fennec Shand tracked me down
And the first thing ya know ol' Mando's got a job
The guild folks said, Djin move away from here
Said with Boba Fett is where you wanna be
So he loaded up the Razor Crest and flew to Tattooine

Mos Espa, that is
Major domos taking a sip
Spice runners taking a trip
Evil Pikes and speeder bikes

This issss the way
This is is is the way
This issss the way
This is is is the way

Now ya see me on Disney Plus, doin my thing
But deep in my heart, I've wanted to sing
Way down upon a moff moff gideon
With a dark, darker blade
Din Djarin, Din Djarin, Din Djarin

Hey Cobb Vance, that's not your style
But I'll tell ya foundling, I'm versatile
Ahsoka Tano, Ahsoka Tano
Ahsoka Tano let me rock ya
Let me rock ya Ahsoka Tano
Let me rock ya Ahsoka Tano that's all I wanna do
Ahsoka Tanooooooooooooo

This issss the way
This is is is the way
This issss the way
This is is is the way

I'm feeelin the midichlorians now paduan
Pauldron, over here
Pauldron, over there
Nothing gets through it the way we do it
Woop woop!
Beskar
Helmet
Jet pack

I put on my armor, just like that
And I tell ya womp rat that I'm ready to blast
Took off my helmet and the Armorer's naggin
I went to Mos Pelgo, downed a krayt dragon

This issss the way
This is is is the way
This issss the way
This is is is the way

It's pretty easy, as you can see
Grogu raises his hand kinda freely
He uses the force, and I stab it like that
And that scruffy-looking mudhorn fell down splat

This issss the way
This is is is the way

I was at the cantina rappin to the beat
With my boy Max Rebo in the desert heat
I discovered somethin really neat
The cantina allows droids, now, which is cool
Baby steps
Free IG11!

I won plenty of bounties, with my skills
But my IB-94 gets most of my kills

Pewww.... pewww

I'm getting bounty, in Navarro
Found Grogu, on Arvala
I'll show you nerf-herder, who's the best
This is the the way
Mon calamari, Coruscant and Naboo
Guess what Outer Rim, we love you

This issss the way
This is is is the way
This issss the way
This is is is the way
This issss the way
Everybody
Grogu, join in!
You, too, Bo Kattan
My man Greef Karga
But not you Cara Dune
Masks required on this sail barge

Original by Shawn Brown.