“Wesley Willis,” by Professor Rex
Wesley Willis made a lot of records
They rocked
He was my kind of guy
I loved him like a milkshake
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
He whupped Batman's ass
Then he whupped Spider-man's ass
If he hated you, he'd tell you to
Suck a polar bear's funky ass
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
He loved bus rides
He loved watching trains
He loved to headbutt new friends
He loved the rock and roll
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Wesley Willis
Rock over London, Rock on Chicago
Wheaties, the Breakfast of Champions