When the Resident Talks to Putin

When the resident talks to Putin
Are the conversations brief or long?
Does he ask to take our women's rights
And send immigrant kids off to die?
Did Putin suggest that stupid wall?
When the resident talks to Putin?

When the resident talks to Putin
Are the conversations hard or soft?
Is he kissing ass all down the line?
Does Putin ever talk about the pee tape
Or does he just say "Trump's mine"?
When Putin talks to his comrades

When the resident talks to Putin
Does he wear spray tan or merely rouge?
Agree which convicts should be killed?
Where prisons should be built and filled?
Which collusion must be concealed
When the resident talks to Putin?

When the resident talks to Putin
I wonder which one has the smaller hands?
From which bottles they spray their tans?
Which one knows he's the weaker man?
How anyone is scared of these fucking nerds
I'm at a loss for words

When the resident talks to Putin
Do they drink near beer and ride horseyback
Shirtlessly picking which countries to invade
How the presidential election will be delayed
I guess Putin just knows he has it made
When the resident talks to Putin

When the resident talks to Putin
Does he ever think that maybe it's treason?
He should just say no to the voices in his head
Watching Fox News in the presidential bed
Does he ever smell his own piss piss
When the resident talks to Putin?

I doubt it

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