Women

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Not bitches or witches
Not crows or hoes
You'll never understand
What a real woman knows
She's a woman, not a slave
Doing your part is not a fave or
Or are you too dumb
You don't want more
You can't handle more
Can't handle the real thing
Can't handle a real queen
Can't handle a real woman
You are not a real man
From the real women
You always ran
You'll always run

You ain't getting none
None of the things
A real woman gives
None of the things
A real woman lives
A real woman loves
Men aren't from Mars
Women ain't from Venus
The thing that makes you special
Ain't your fucking penis
You ain't the cleanest or leanest
Maybe the meanest
You're so fucking blind
You can't even see this
The only thing special about you
Is your education

From you all the ladies
Are taking a vacation
Vacation
Had to get away
Vacation
All they ever wanted
From you all they get is frustration
For you all that is left is masturbation
In the battle of the sexes
We need a fucking truce
This disrespecting women
Has got to reduce
From you she needs
More than sleepless nights
Stop being a dumbass
And respect her rights

A woman has the right to have a good job
A woman has the right to not be hit on by every fucking slob
A woman has the right to say no at any time
A woman has the right to to earn an equal dime
A woman has the right to have sex with who she wants
Without having to endure your juvenile taunts
A woman has the right to dress how she likes
A woman has the right to feel safe at night
A woman has the right to play any sport
A woman has the right to equality in the court
A woman has the right if she wants to fight in war
A woman has the right if she wants to open her own door
A woman has the right to be president
A woman has the right to set a precedent
A woman has the right to make the same mistakes
A woman has the right to not bake your fucking cake

Not bitches or witches
Not crows or hoes
You'll never understand
What a real woman knows