“WTF Pt. 2,” by Professor Rex
WTF PT 2 feat. Donald Crump, Dr. Trap, $hawn dollar$, Lil Bigg, Barack Flobatamy, MC Mollydropper, Cutmaster Trill, Mr. Murk, Whiteboy Jeff, T.h.a. bo$$ & SkoolTEACHer
Verse 1 - Donald Crump
What up, dog
What up, man
I'm the man
We the men
Fuck wit me, son
I ain't the one
We ain't having fun
I'm fucking done
What the fuck?
What the fuck?
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Verse 2 - Dr. Trap
I got a flow so fast, it got a ticket speeding
Before I go to bed I like to do a little reading
Maybe have a hot cup of tee, you see
I always like to have all my boys with me
Plus I like the ladies and I like some weed
And I don't like them things that I don't need
And I don't like them things that I don't like
My turn is over, take this fucking mic, hahahaha
What the fuck?
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Verse 3 - $hawn dollar$
I came to get paid
Came to get that green
Came to get them presidents
Need to pay the damn rent
Tired of living in my mama's basement
Got all these rope chains
But they made of actual rope
Can't afford no goooold
What the fuck?
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Verse 4 - Lil Bigg
My name is lil bigg
And I rap really sloooow
I dropped 15 molly
Can't remember where to goooo
Can't remember what ima saaaay
So Ima freestyle
Ummmmm
You guys remember that dude in the green mile?
I think he's dead
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Verse 5 - Barack Flobatamy
Vote or die
Vote or I'm gonna cry
Come on, you really gotta vote
We're all in the same boat
Can't you see how fucked up shit is?
Did I mention that you'll die if you don't vote?
Seriously, are you guys gonna vote?
Please, please, please, please vote?
Pretty please?
What the fuck?
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Verse 6 - MC Mollydropper
You dropped 15 molly? Shit
I take 16 in the morning before you get up to go shit
Then I put on my pants
And make some muthafuckin hits!
Molly, molly, molly, molly, molly, molly
I love that muthafuckin molly
Getting high, getting paid, getting laid
Like muthafucking Santa Clause is jolly
What the fuck?
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Verse 7 - Cutmaster Trill
Strong
Long
King Kong
Ding dong
Thong
Song
Vietcong
DONG!
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Verse 8 - Mr. Murk
I eat cockroaches like you for breakfast
Then I fuck a dead dog
And have some toast from texas
Last night in da club I got in a fight with my mama's baby
Yeah I'm so hard I whoop my own ass
Then hit that grass
Then tap that ass in Mr. Tessel's history class
You don't like it I might have to blast, fool
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Verse 9 - Whiteboy Jeff
I'm Whiteboy Jeff an I'm here to say
I'm as black as you guys
And I ain't gay
No way, no way
Seriously
These are my words
Can I get heard
Is it okay if I say the n word?
Still no?
Okay
Damn
What the fuck?
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Verse 10 - T.h.a. bo$$
I fuck bitches and hoes
And asses and toes
I'll fuck anything that moves
And anything that don't
Fuck it, I'll fuck myself while fucking everyone else
You gonna love this bag fat dick
Shit, I'mma make you sick
What the fuck?
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Verse 11 - SkoolTEACHer
Word is bond
I'm on the echelon
I'm on the mezzanine
I don't eat sizzlelean
On the scene, I'm the conquistador
I take vacations in Singapore
On the mic I get metaphysical
You can't test me cuz I'm quizzical
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Verse 12 - Professor Rex
If that's the way you flow
Time for a change
That shit ain't music
That shit ain't art
You might as well be making jokes about dicks an farts
At least that shit might be funny
Nah fuck it
You wont listen
If you can't join em, beat em, sonny
I'm go get some eggs that are scrambled not runny
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