RevEx Social Distancing "Small Table" Show, Episode 42: "Top 40 (Lyrical Collage)"
/Ever wanted to see one rapper reinterpret the lyrics of 42 other rappers in about 5 minutes? It's pretty cool, actually.
Ever wanted to see one rapper reinterpret the lyrics of 42 other rappers in about 5 minutes? It's pretty cool, actually.
As I say in the song Liquid Thunder, "My rhymes are so dense you're gonna need footnotes." Here they are...
This time, for the song “Again (Lyrical Collage),” which was formerly known as "Oi." This song is the second of my tracks that fits the concept of "lyrical collage" remade with slightly different lyrics and an original beat. The idea behind a lyrical collage is to take the original lyrics of a variety of different songs and fit them into a coherent rap song with a new sound and feel. In this case, the theme is double, all the songs are punk or ska songs and the lyrics are political/social commentary. There isn't much more to add, other than to give you the citations for each of the lyrics...
I know I'm artificial, but don't put the blame on me
I was reared with appliances, in a consumer society
X-Ray Spex, "Art-I-Ficial"
Go to work, it's such a drag
Face the boss, he's such a nag
The Ramones, "The Job That Ate My Brain"
All my life has been the same
I've learned to live by hate and pain
The Jam, "The Modern World"
I need sex, I need love, I need drink
I need drugs, I need food, I need cash
I need you to love me back
Buzzcocks, "I Need"
Now pass the blame and don't blame me
Just close your eyes and count to three
Madness, "Shut Up"
I see my place in American waste
Faced with choices I can't take
Black Flag, "American Waste"
Some people are bad and they don't give a damn
What they do or who they hurt
They go through their lives and don't apologize
For the shit that they've disturbed
The Vandals, "People That Are Going to Hell"
I got something to say and I’ll say it again
I got something to sing and I’ll sing it again
I got something to scream and I’ll scream it again
Anti-Flag, "Resist"
Screechin' useless martyrs hangin’ naked upon the cross
They would have you believe the lie they shriek that all is lost
MC5, "Future Now"
Can it be true? They got nothing else to say
Do you think? They want it that way
Johnny Thunders, "Short Lives"
The benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized
What a bummer, the world keeps getting dumber
NOFX, "Idiots Are Taking Over"
I can still see people dying, now who takes the blame?
The numbers are different, the crime is still the same
The Specials, "War Crimes"
And they're planning while I sleep
And even as we speak, to strike when I am weak
Reel Big Fish, "Everyone Else Is An Asshole"
All the power's in the hands of people rich enough to buy it
While we walk the street, too chicken to even try it
The Clash, "White Riot"
Illegal to dance, forbidden to cry
You do what you're told and never ask why
The Damned, "I Just Can't Be Happy Today"
I got something to say and I’ll say it again
I got something to sing and I’ll sing it again
I got something to scream and I’ll scream it again
The chorus again.
These are all reasons why I'll be exploding tonight
And why this chip on my shoulder feels like a mile wide
Less Than Jake, "Short Fuse Burning"
It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Dead Kennedys, "Holiday in Cambodia"
And the people have the power, to redeem the work of fools
From the meek the graces shower, it's decreed the people rule
Patti Smith, "People Have the Power"
Still you defend the system that perpetuates your hate
Against All Authority, "Louder Than Words"
Why can't I ask any questions of what you say is true
Am I supposed to believe anything or just everything said by you?
Suicidal Tendencies, "Pledge Your Allegiance"
I ain't equipment, I ain't automatic
You won't find me, just staying static
Sex Pistols, "Problems"
I got something to say and I’ll say it again
I got something to sing and I’ll sing it again
I got something to scream and I’ll scream it again
The chorus again
Not as much but with such intensity
I'd like to be what they would not want me to be
Bad Brains, "I"
To the tension of a world on the wane
I shuffle around on wooden boards, now no longer afraid
Gang of Four, "I Will Be A Good Boy"
I got something to say and I’ll say it again
I got something to sing and I’ll sing it again
I got something to scream and I’ll scream it again
The chorus again.
As I say in the song Liquid Thunder, "My rhymes are so dense you're gonna need footnotes." Here they are...
This time, for the song "Top 40." This song is the first of my tracks that fits the concept of "lyrical collage." The idea behind a lyrical collage is to take the original lyrics of a variety of different songs and fit them into a coherent rap song with a new sound and feel. In this case, the theme is my favorite 40 hip hop artists. At least that was the original concept. I realized afterwards that my actual #1 favorite artist, Public Enemy, didn't make it into this track. That was an accident. There isn't much more to add, other than to give you the citations for each of the lyrics...
What's the matter with your life
Why you gotta mess with mine
Salt-N-Pepa, "None of Your Business"
Now I rock a house party at the drop of a hat
I'll beat a biter down with an aluminum bat
Beastie Boys, "Shake Your Rump"
There's no one syllable or phrase
That can adequately describe this new craze
DJ Jazzy Jeff & the Fresh Prince, "As We Go"
Get me on the court and I'm trouble
Last week fucked around and got a triple double
Ice Cube, "It Was A Good Day"
Not from the old school or the new
Applaud the boom, do what you want to
Rob Base & DJ EZ Rock, "Joy and Pain"
I get money, money I got
Stunts call me honey if they feel real hot
Audio Two, "Top Billin'"
Peace to this one and that one and them
That's the way I shout and I didn't miss one friend
Naughty By Nature, "Hip Hop Hooray"
I'm like the second plane that made the towers face off
That shit that let you know its really not a game dog
Mos Def, "Close Edge"
I am a nightmare walking, psychopath talking
King of my jungle, just a gangster stalking
Ice-T, "Colors"
Have you ever seen a show with fellas on the mic
With one minute rhymes that don't come out right
Doug E. Fresh & Slick Rick, "The Show"
For any MC in any 52 states
I get psycho killer Norman Bates
Ol' Dirty Bastard, "Shimmy Shimmy Ya"
Do dat do dat do do dat dat dat
Do dat do dat do do dat dat dat
A Tribe Called Quest, "Award Tour"
Your real name is probably Bradworth or Bennett
Your verbal baggage ain't got nothing in it
Digital Underground, "The Way We Swing"
Now Kurtis Blow, Run DMC
You haven't heard a rap till you heard it from me
I'm the baddest rapper in history
And there will be no more after me
Shawn Brown, "Rappin' Duke"
We have no time for suckers
Who bite with their lowers and their uppers
You think that you're rockin, but you're not hip hoppin
So you best stop jockin at the masters
Digital Underground, "The Way We Swing"
Watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are reckless
Feels like a midget is hanging from my necklace
Ludacris, "Stand Up"
Allah o akbar and throw em some hot cars
Things we see on the screen are not ours
Kanye West, "Heard 'Em Say"
How many people die over these dead green guys
Ignorance and greed take their ass by surprise
Dr. Dre, "Been There, Done That"
I'm tired of backstabbing ass snakes with friendly grins
I'm tired of committing so many sins
Eminem, "If I Had"
The fence is too high to jump in jail
Too low to dig I might just touch hell hot
Outkast, "B.O.B."
A firing squad sensed the danger
When they're stung by the rapping ranger
Sugar Hill Gang, "Apache"
Mine eyes have seen the glory
Of the underground category
Afroman, "The American Dream"
Can you feel it, nothin can save you
For this is the season of catching the vapors
Biz Markie, "The Vapors"
I'm here to laugh, love, fuck and drink liquor
And help the damn revolution come quicker
The Coup, "Laugh, Love, Fuck"
I'm like fuck critics, you can kiss my whole asshole
If you don't like my lyrics, you can press fast forward
Jay-Z, "99 Problems"
Criminal minded, you've been blinded
Looking for a style like mine, you can't find it
Boogie Down Productions, "Criminal Minded"
This the kinda beat that go ra-ta-ta-ta
Ra-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta-ta
Missy Elliott, "Work it"
Take the evil out the people, they'll be acting right
Cause both black and white are smokin crack tonight
2Pac, "Changes"
Now Kurtis Blow, Run DMC
You haven't heard a rap till you heard it from me
I'm the baddest rapper in history
And there will be no more after me
We have no time for suckers
Who bite with their lowers and their uppers
You think that you're rockin, but you're not hip hoppin
So you best stop jockin at the masters
The chorus again.
Here's a murder rap to keep you dancin
With a crime record like Charles Manson
NWA, "Straight Outta Compton"
Nobody's shootin, my body's made of hand grenade
Girl bled to death while she was tongue-kissin a razor blade
Fugees, "Fu-Gee-La"
E F F E C T
A smooth operator operating correctly
Eric B & Rakim, "Microphone Fiend"
How dare you ever try to step on my Suede shoes
Top Gun shut down your firm like Tom Cruise
Busta Rhymes, "Woo-Hah! Got You All In Check"
E F F E C T
A smooth operator operating correctly
Eric B & Rakim, "Microphone Fiend"
Neon king kong standin on my back
Can't stop to turn around broke my sacrophiliac
Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five, "The Message"
My oven is on high when I roast the quail
Tell Bill Clinton to go and inhale
Cypress Hill, "I Wanna Get High"
Sour baby ballin like a fetus
Sock on my cock like I'm Anthony Kiedis
Rhymefest, "Jackin' (It Got Ugly)"
The Lord raised Michaelangelo from the dead
So he can make a fresh painting of my head
LL Cool J, "My Rhyme Ain't Done"
Breaks to win and breaks to lose
But these here breaks will rock your shoes
Kurtis Blow, "The Breaks"
It's Christmas time in Hollis, Queens
Mom's cooking chicken and collard greens
Run DMC, "Christmas in Hollis"
Three 14 inch rims is running on the side
They riding on the side
Yeah, they running on the side
Three 14 inch rims is running on the side
They riding on the side
Yeah, they running on the side
Snoop Dogg, "From Tha Chuuuch to Da Palace"
Poppin', sockin', rockin' with a side of hip-hop
Because where we're goin' there ain't no stoppin'
Afrika Bambaataa, "Renegades of Funk" (In the style of Rage Against the Machine)
Dance to this fix and flex every muscle
Space can be filled if you rise like my lumber
Advance to the tune but don't do the hustle
shake, rattle, roll to my magic number
De La Soul, "Magic Number"
Now Kurtis Blow, Run DMC
You haven't heard a rap till you heard it from me
I'm the baddest rapper in history
And there will be no more after me
We have no time for suckers
Who bite with their lowers and their uppers
You think that you're rockin, but you're not hip hoppin
So you best stop jockin at the masters
The chorus again.
MCs, you like the way we swing?
Digital Underground, "The Way We Swing"
1, 2, 3, and to the 4
Dr. Dre & Snoop Doggy Dogg, "Nuthin' But A G Thang"
Slide, slide, but that's the past, I got something brand new for that ass
Coolio, "1, 2, 3, 4 (Sumpin' New)"
Six minutes, six minutes, six minutes, Doug E. Fresh, you're on, o-o-on
Doug E. Fresh & Slick Rick, "The Show"
As I say in the song Liquid Thunder, "My rhymes are so dense you're gonna need footnotes." Here they are...
This time, for the song "Oi." This song is the second of my tracks that fits the concept of "lyrical collage" and the first recording for the mixtape of that same name. The idea behind a lyrical collage is to take the original lyrics of a variety of different songs and fit them into a coherent rap song with a new sound and feel. In this case, the theme is double, all the songs are punk or ska songs and the lyrics are political/social commentary. There isn't much more to add, other than to give you the citations for each of the lyrics...
I know I'm artificial, But don't put the blame on me
I was reared with appliances, In a consumer society
X-Ray Spex, "Art-I-Ficial"
Go to work, it's such a drag
Face the boss, he's such a nag
The Ramones, "The Job That Ate My Brain"
All my life has been the same
I've learned to live by hate and pain
The Jam, "The Modern World"
I need sex, I need love, I need drink
I need drugs, I need food, I need cash
I need you to love me back
Buzzcocks, "I Need"
Now pass the blame and don't blame me
Just close your eyes and count to three
Madness, "Shut Up"
I see my place in american waste
Faced with choices I can't take
Black Flag, "American Waste"
Some people are bad and they don't give a damn
what they do or who they hurt
They go through their lives and don't apologize
for the shit that they've disturbed
The Vandals, "People That Are Going to Hell"
I got something to say and I’ll say it again
I got something to sing and I’ll sing it again
I got something to scream and I’ll scream it again
Anti-Flag, "Resist"
Screechin' useless martyrs hangin naked upon the cross
They would have you believe the lie they shriek that all is lost
MC5, "Future Now"
Can it be true? They got nothing else to say
Do you think? They want it that way
Johnny Thunders, "Short Lives"
the benevolent and wise are being thwarted, ostracized, what a bummer
the world keeps getting dumber
NOFX, "Idiots Are Taking Over"
I can still see people dying, now who takes the blame?
the numbers are different, the crime is still the same
The Specials, "War Crimes"
And they're planning while I sleep
And even as we speak To strike when I am weak
Reel Big Fish, "Everyone Else Is An Asshole"
All the power's in the hands
Of people rich enough to buy it
While we walk the street
Too chicken to even try it
The Clash, "White Riot"
Illegal to dance forbidden to cry
You do what you're told and never ask why
The Damned, "I Just Can't Be Happy Today"
I got something to say and I’ll say it again
I got something to sing and I’ll sing it again
I got something to scream and I’ll scream it again
The chorus again.
These are all reasons why I'll be exploding tonight
and why this chip on my shoulder feels like a mile wide
Less Than Jake, "Short Fuse Burning"
It's time to taste what you most fear
Right Guard will not help you here
Dead Kennedys, "Holiday in Cambodia"
When you think the night has seen your mind
That inside you're twisted and unkind
Let me stand to show that you are blind
Velvet Underground, "I'll Be Your Mirror"
Rebels with a cause came out of the sun
And spoke the only language they'd been given
Generation X, "Running With the Boss Sound"
And the people have the power, To redeem the work of fools
From the meek the graces shower, It's decreed the people rule
Patti Smith, "People Have the Power"
still you defend the system that perpetuates your hate
your institutions are corrupt, your way of thinking sucks, we've had enough
Against All Authority, "Louder Than Words"
Why can't I ask any questions of what you say is true
Am I supposed to believe anything or just everything said by you?
Suicidal Tendencies, "Pledge Your Allegiance"
I ain't equipment, I ain't automatic
You won't find me just staying static
Sex Pistols, "Problems"
I got something to say and I’ll say it again
I got something to sing and I’ll sing it again
I got something to scream and I’ll scream it again
The chorus again
Not as much but with such intensity
I'd like to be what they would not want me to be
Bad Brains, "I"
To the tension of a world on the wane
I shuffle around on wooden boards Now no longer afraid
Gang of Four, "I Will Be A Good Boy"
and i will not sit on broken glass,
not for you or anyone i will not cut my ass
The Misfits, "Spinal Remains"
I'll be a pharaoh soon, Rule from some golden tomb
Things will be different then, The sun will rise from here
Then I'll be ten feet tall, And you'll be nothing at all
Dead Boys, "Sonic Reducer"
I'm a lexicon devil with a battered brain
And I'm searchin' for a future-the world's my aim
The Germs, "Lexicon Devil"
I'm stubborn as a mule
And nobody breaks my rules
Iggy Pop, "New Values"
And if I'm acting like a king
Well, that's cause I'm a human being
New York Dolls, "Human Being"
I got something to say and I’ll say it again
I got something to sing and I’ll sing it again
I got something to scream and I’ll scream it again
The chorus again.
H-Y-P I'm hypnotised
H-Y-P I'm hypnotised
The Undertones, "Hypnotised"
For you there's just no hope
Get a rope, get a rope
Cock Sparrer, "Get A Rope"
Bikini girls with machine guns
Bikini girls with machine guns
The Cramps, "Bikini Girls With Machine Guns"
Cause I'm leavin' on a jet plane,
Don't know when I'll be back again
Since Me First and the Gimme Gimmes, who I love, don't do any original songs, I had to include a cover for them and it was "Leaving On A Jet Plane."
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